Vlade is a lover, not a fighter

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In Serbia and Montenegro, men are required by law to serve a six-month term in the military before the age of 35. I remember reading about Peja Stojakovic doing it. But Vlade, he likes to party. The Serbia and Montenegro army has filed charges against Vlade, accusing him of evading the military draft. Vlade currently lives in LA, and could face a one-year prison term in S&M.

Listen, fellas... I know that the Serbia & Montenegro military has to live up to their reputation of being a fierce, fighting, machine of destruction. I get that. But it's Vlade... what's he going to do for you? You can't hide Vlade in a tree and ask him to kill people.

One, he's 7-feet tall, and doesn't hide well... which makes him a pretty easy target, although I believe his beard is actually impenetrable by bullets. And speaking of the beard, Vlade has to shave every fifteen minutes, which is not conducive to good fighting. And when he's not shaving, he's smoking. That will give his position away to the enemy. That's what Vlade does.

Just let us keep Vlade. He belongs in America, ideally, hosting some soft of a late night talk show. We'll even organize some kind of trade. Let us keep Vlade, and we'll send you Jeremy Shockey, and he'll probably kill anyone you ask him to. Sound fair? Link

Originally from the mighty mjd sports blog
ReBlogged by kevin on Nov 16, 2005 at 12:00 PM

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